Stand-Up Comedian
Susan Horne
Big heart. Bold laughs. Unapologetic joy.
Showing up and sharing the funny.
Meet Susan
From class clown in high school to the comedy stage, I've always known that making people laugh was my gift. A native of Rockbridge County, former teacher, and full-time mom — I bring real life to the stage with clean comedy that finds the funny in all of it.
Most days you can find me surrounded by friends on a pool float, telling stories and looking for new material. Come laugh with me!
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Upcoming Shows
Come see me live and let's laugh together!
No upcoming shows scheduled yet. Check back soon!
Why Book Susan?
Whether it's a comedy club, corporate event, keynote, or private party, I bring the laughs.
Fresh Perspective
A unique voice bringing fresh takes on life, aging, and everything in between.
Crowd Favorite
Audiences love the relatable humor and genuine connection I bring to every performance.
Flexible Booking
Available for clubs, corporate events, women's conferences, fundraisers, and private parties.
Live on Stage & Loving It
There's nothing quite like the energy of a live show. When I step on that stage in my pink cowboy boots, something magical happens — we laugh together, we connect, and for a little while, we all forget our worries.
God gave me a natural gift for seeing the funny and sharing the funny — and when you can laugh at the ridiculous lies you've believed your whole life, you start to rewrite the story. Want a feel for the show first? Watch a few stand-up clips.
Inspirational Speaker · Storyteller · Clean Comedian
Find Your Pink
Finding Joy Through the Curves of Life
“Be brave enough to risk standing on one leg.”
Susan's keynotes blend real life, relatable stories, and clean comedy to inspire women to rediscover their purpose, embrace their gifts, and live with courage and joy — no matter what curve life throws their way.
Your audience will leave inspired to:
- Rediscover the gifts and purpose that may have been buried beneath years of caring for others.
- Replace fear and waiting with courage and intentional living.
- View life's unexpected curves as opportunities for growth and greater purpose.
Perfect for:
- Women's Conferences
- Christian Women's Events
- Women's Retreats
- Leadership Gatherings
- Educator Conferences
- Community & Nonprofit Events
Ready to Laugh?
Book Susan for your next event and give your audience a night they'll remember.
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